If I go through my family tree, I always find lots of weird things that don’t align with history, including things that probably are made up – one time for example I found that I was descended from the Norse God Odin. This here is one example – established history says the oldest known date of Sicambria is 55bc, but my genealogy goes much further back. Moreover, established history says that “Scythia” was just a geographical region and not a country, yet my ancestry clearly implies that it is a country.
According to established history, the Scythians were the enemies of the Cimmerians, but according to my genealogy they were all related to each other as if the same nation:
And of course, all of these Cimmerian kings don’t exist in established history. According to my ancestry, I am also descended from Jesus Christ:
Which I think we all know is unlikely that Christ’s son was a mythical king of the franks (though I guess not impossible?). And just to note, it says “Mary first wife of Jesus not Magdalene”. The kings of the franks apparently also descend from this person?
I’m also apparently descended from this person; how does one become called “King of the Gods”?
Now its confusing why the name Scythia is here, because there is no overlap between that and the roman empire or the Visigoths. Moreover, if you look at this person’s parents, they seem normal non mythical kings who go back a few generations, so it is confusing.
Marbod Wilkesson King of the Teutons apparently descends from Asgard:
And the Asgardians apparently are related to the Trojans:
Duke Clodomir lll of the East Franks apparently is also related to some Asgardians
I’m also descended from a line of Greek kings who come from the legendary Hercules – though according to this lineage Hercules is not descended from Zeus (though this is indeed attributed to the famed Greek hero Heracles).
This line also connects to Darius III, was the last king of the Achaemenid Persian Empire – though the dating here is all off, and according to established history he should not be descended from biblical Esther and Xerxes, nor from Nebuchadnezzar II.
Likewise, Nebuchadnezzar II is not supposed to be descended from Sargon II d’Assyrie, but he apparently is:
And now the timelines becomes all messed up:
So, for this to be possible, on average each of these kings would have had to had their son at the age of 13. These kings are even worse – they would need to have children at the age of 8:
Now we start combining Mesopotamian kings to mythical figures from India:
So this line includes
Parikshit III de Pandavas 26th Raja of Kuru – an Indian kingdom.
And Naram Sin D’AKKAD-DES PANDAVAS: – which is a fusion of Naram-Sin of Akkad, a Mesopotamian king, and Des Pandavas, who are mythological figures from the Indian epic Mahabharata.
Going further takes us down a long line of Indian kings, all the way back to the Indian Gods:
If I go down the line from Xerxes I to Darius I, I find they are related to Jews:
In this line we get weird things that contradict the biblical narrative, like the prophet Isaiah somehow being the father of king Hezekiah, and Isaiah also being a descended of Israeli kings:
Apparently the pharaohs are married into the Jewish line (despite history):
Interestingly, Leah was descended from Mesopotamian kings:
That line of Mesopotamian kings then turns into Hindu kings and Gods.
That’s enough genealogy for now. In the past I have traced myself back to Thor and Odin, as if those were real people of whom descend a line of Scandinavian kings.
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